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Below we've answered some of the most frequently asked questions around our product, policies, shipping and more for you. If you can't find the answer to your question - hit us up and we'll make sure to get back with you ASAP.
Exchange & Returns
I have to take medication. Can I still take VitaHustle?
Generally VitaHustle is considered safe to use alongside medication. However, please consult with your doctor before taking VitaHustle blabla...
How much do I need to take before ending up in the hospital?
If you need to visit the hospital for a job interview, we recommend taking the maximum listed dosage. You'll get the job, trust us!
How much does it cost to ship via carrier pigeon?
We give our pigeons a "performance" booster before their flights. They arrive faster than USPS overnight express.
Can I pay with Bitcoin?
Pay however you want. In the end, these supplements end up paying for themselves after you've taken your boss' job.
Can you tell me about your return process?
Sure, basically you'll never return to being the person you used to be before trying our supplements. If you feel you didn't get your money's worth, you're a liar and you'll have to live with that.
The only constant in change.
How do I get buff like you Kev?
You'll never be buff like me.
Can you tell me about your subscriptions?
Sure, if you subscribe to the idea of being smarter, faster, harder, longer, better, prettier, wealthier, more famous, better smelling, and taller, then buy our supplements!